SEX AND CALORIES!!?**

**IronpumpedLady** · #1 (**permalink**) 12-08-2009

While we’re still fresh on the subject of calories… Here’s one with a twist. Now, I don’t know to what extent the facts below are true, but they sure did get me thinking! Check it out:

KISSING: Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5 calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. That’s 36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss. When was the last time you made out with your partner.

UNDRESSING: According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it with your mouth can burn 87 calories.

ORAL SEX: 15 minutes of oral sex can burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine. There are calories present in semen, though, so if you swallow, there are around 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. Since the average volume of ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons, you can expect an average of 7-14 calories per ejaculation. That will easily be burned off during the course of your lovemaking, though.

MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

INTERCOURSE: The average lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That’s the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of 3 times weekly). 15,000 calories wquals over 4 pounds of weight loss per year!

ORGASM: Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories.

TALK ABOUT SEX BABY~ LOL

STAY STRONG~~!!!
IPL

**Fullybuilt** · #2 (**permalink**) 12-08-2009

If you lived in San Diego i'd be shredded and you would be dead.

**IronpumpedLady** · #3 (**permalink**) 12-08-2009

No beg to differ!! LOL

Stay Strong~~!!!
IPL

**XTREME** · #4 (**permalink**) 12-08-2009

^^^LOL Not sure FB could handle it lol.

The best article I have ever seen for weight loss lol, reading it to the misses now lol. Thanks IPL!!!

**Fullybuilt** · #5 (**permalink**) 12-09-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by XTREME

^^^LOL Not sure FB could handle it lol.

The best article I have ever seen for weight loss lol, reading it to the misses now lol. Thanks IPL!!!

I couldnt but thats whats hot about it. I would have here demean me and make me her slave. Im used to the reverse roll but having it switched up on me would be awesome. I'd have her say shit like Fuck me you small dicked piece of shit. Is that all you got fatass. I cant feel shit,etc.... it would be sooooooo hot.

**IronpumpedLady** · #6 (**permalink**) 12-09-2009

FB, You are a mess Darlin~!!! Your poor wife, must have to whip you every nite to keep you under hand!! LOL

Stay Strong~~!!!
IPL

**Fullybuilt** · #7 (**permalink**) 12-09-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronpumpedLady

FB, You are a mess Darlin~!!! Your poor wife, must have to whip you every nite to keep you under hand!! LOL

Stay Strong~~!!!
IPL

We just divorced. So....................come visit

**XTREME** · #8 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009

BWAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!

Now I wonder how many calories you would lose whipping or getting whipped lol???????

Thread of the month right here lol

**Jasthace** · #9 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronpumpedLady

You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation,You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session,

Sounds like more fun than the tread mill

**IronpumpedLady** · #10 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009

Hmmmm, I need to eat more to meet my calorie expenditure!!!!

Stay Strong~~!!!
IPL

**IronpumpedLady** · #11 (**permalink**) 12-10-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fullybuilt

We just divorced. So....................come visit

Oh I'm so sorry darlin~!! Hope all is well with you! If you need to talk hit me up!

Stay strong~~!!!
IPL

**TestFreak** · #12 (**permalink**) 12-15-2009

I'm going to staple this by the headboard lol.

cj1capp · #13 (**permalink**) 12-30-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronpumpedLady

While we’re still fresh on the subject of calories… Here’s one with a twist. Now, I don’t know to what extent the facts below are true, but they sure did get me thinking! Check it out:

KISSING: Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5 calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. That’s 36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss. When was the last time you made out with your partner.

UNDRESSING: According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it with your mouth can burn 87 calories.

ORAL SEX: 15 minutes of oral sex can burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine. There are calories present in semen, though, so if you swallow, there are around 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. Since the average volume of ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons, you can expect an average of 7-14 calories per ejaculation. That will easily be burned off during the course of your lovemaking, though.

MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

INTERCOURSE: The average lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That’s the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of 3 times weekly). 15,000 calories wquals over 4 pounds of weight loss per year!

ORGASM: Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories.

TALK ABOUT SEX BABY~ LOL

STAY STRONG~~!!!
IPL

awesome read thanks IPL LOL
100 to 150 calories all by my self LOL

**Ozzy27** · #14 (**permalink**) 01-02-2010

LMAO

**Fullybuilt** · #15 (**permalink**) 01-02-2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by IronpumpedLady

While we’re still fresh on the subject of calories… Here’s one with a twist. Now, I don’t know to what extent the facts below are true, but they sure did get me thinking! Check it out:

KISSING: Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5 calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. That’s 36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss. When was the last time you made out with your partner.

UNDRESSING: According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it with your mouth can burn 87 calories.

ORAL SEX: 15 minutes of oral sex can burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine. There are calories present in semen, though, so if you swallow, there are around 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. Since the average volume of ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons, you can expect an average of 7-14 calories per ejaculation. That will easily be burned off during the course of your lovemaking, though.

MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

INTERCOURSE: The average lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That’s the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of 3 times weekly). 15,000 calories wquals over 4 pounds of weight loss per year!

ORGASM: Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories.

TALK ABOUT SEX BABY~ LOL

STAY STRONG~~!!!
IPL

That should never be posted ever ever ever as its the most important part of a BJ. Without the swallow its worthless. Someone needs to make a new study showing those 14calories also have some clen in them and are great for fat burning.

**TestFreak** · #16 (**permalink**) 01-10-2010

^^^LOL Yea it makes you lose weight lol that's what I tell all the bitches lol

sisco55 · #17 (**permalink**) 01-10-2010

lol!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by XTREME

^^^LOL Not sure FB could handle it lol.

The best article I have ever seen for weight loss lol, reading it to the misses now lol. Thanks IPL!!!

DalTex · #18 (**permalink**) 01-18-2010

Freaking best post of all time! LOL

**any1uno** · #19 (**permalink**) 01-18-2010

and all I can do is smile as I don't get any! Well..besides self abuse...and that isn't as often as I need either..dang my life! I'm looking for any volunteers or friends Ms IPL...uh..female only that is! Woohoo!

Biggin · #20 (**permalink**) 01-18-2010

LMFAO!!!

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