So I brought some flavored soy milk that was on special and proceeded to consume some soy milk/whole egg and tuna shakes at a rate of about four a day.After a couple of days the stomach decided it was not happy and I developed and case of diarrhea.Which at first was kind of funny with the extreme amounts of wind that my stomach started to produce

Kind of like the scene on "Dumb and Dumber" where he is sitting on his girlfriends loo.....
After a while though it esculated to the point that the stomach acids started to have an "uncomfortable" effect on the point of exit.
This got to the point that I started to dread the next toilet episode.
It got so painful that it felt like someone had poured petrol on my ass and set it on fire.
First I started to rub bepanthem cream on it {nappy rash} which is a good cream to use if you get a new tattoo or laser treatment.
In the end I could hardly walk..so I had to numb it up with an ice cube directly to the problem area.
Man o man, I tell you....I am never going to drink another soy milk, egg and tuna shake