FAKES MUST BE PUT TO DEATH!! - Page 2

**kingvillan** · #21 (**permalink**) 09-30-2009

Don't forget the small guys that walk with chest sticking out and arms so stiff that they don't swing as if they are one of the big guys...lol!

**TheChosen1** · #22 (**permalink**) 02-23-2010

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Originally Posted by ajdos

Hes probably on the internet posing as a 300lber with tons of knowledge.

I doubt that. He claims to be about 220. No where near powerlifter size.

**Jhotsauce7** · #23 (**permalink**) 02-24-2010

This just made my day!! what an ass clown

**BB2K** · #24 (**permalink**) 02-24-2010

why you tellin on my mane? I do that one exerccise for this muscle right her and it got huge with 1 set of 1 rep! I knows what i is tawkin bout foo.

My favorite guy at the gym was doing bb curls, funniest shit you ever seen. He would yell "koi" on the 1st rep then count each rep out loud... very loud. Then slam the bar down and walk off like a bad ass.... sadly this was with 85lbs total on the bar. He then tried to curl 135 and everyone was laughing at his form, how the fucker didnt break his back ill never know.

**tilltheend** · #25 (**permalink**) 03-02-2010

13 inches? Sounds like the size of a 15 year old girls arms. My arms are only 17 inches so I can't talk, but I don't go around showing my shit off.

**TheChosen1** · #26 (**permalink**) 04-16-2010

Oh well, I had another recent altercation with "Mr. Wanna-Be BB" last week. He and I were on our last break in the break room and this shit for brains showed his true newbieness by challenging me in the gym. That's when I let him have it, verbally, in front of 4 other guys who died laughing at us.

First, I held up my Gold's Gym keycard and said, "Should I remind you once again? You're a wanna be gymrat and I'm a powerlifter. I've had years, even decades, of this while you've only had minutes. Bring it on, Missy. I hit the real gym consistently. When was the last time you did your 15 minute workout? What? A year ago?" Then I flexed my arms and said, "Check me out, just like my truck I have 22's. Show everybody here your huge 13's." The guy just sat at the computer quietly, which is really odd for him since he's always been a big mouth. Then I finished him off with, "What are you going to do in the gym? Wear me out with your suuuuper sets? Mother fucker please, let talk 21's and train until failure. I'll have your punk ass in so much pain that people here will think that I fucked you like a girl or something."

Two of the guys sitting with me couldn't believe how he just sat there and said nothing. He just concentrated on whatever he was doing at the computer. One of the guys whispered, "DAAAMN, I can't believe how quiet he is. He even looks like he wants to cry." About 5 minutes after I delivered the verbal execution shot, he simply got up, packed his unfinished lunch from earlier that day, and walked out. I laughed quietly when I noticed the other guy eying his every move til he walked out. The guy later told me that he was expecting him to say or do something but he didn't. Since then, he's said nothing about working out again.

About 2 weeks prior to this as we were at lunch, he told everyone, "As soon as the weather changes, I'm going to start hitting the gym again and getting buffed. You're going to see me get buffed in 2 weeks because I'm going to go everyday." I replied, "You little punk, you actually need summer heat in order to work out? I don't know if you ever noticed but gyms have climate control now. I know mine does and I go no less than 3 days a week, sometimes 5." Everybody just stared at him to see his reply but all he said was, "Well you know, I don't want to come out all sweaty when it's cold." I said, "So bring a fucking towel or take a shower later. What? You don't know about that either? Just admit it, you're full of shit and excuses because you're a gym newbie." Of course like a convicted felon, he remained silent after that.

Don't get me wrong, bros, I don't usually get rowdy over stuff but I truly take strength training serious and all-n-all, NO ONE AT MY JOB LIKES THIS GUY.

**XTREME** · #27 (**permalink**) 04-20-2010

^^^HAHAHA Good stuff man!

itawolf · #28 (**permalink**) 04-20-2010

damn u gave it to him---I hope you dont have that ---remember when i was small and thought i knew what to do----I see these guys all the time they are just that wanna be --------but I was a wanna be --well over 25 years ago --lol

live and learn

lol good read and funny

**TheChosen1** · #29 (**permalink**) 04-22-2010

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Originally Posted by itawolf

damn u gave it to him---I hope you dont have that ---remember when i was small and thought i knew what to do----I see these guys all the time they are just that wanna be --------but I was a wanna be --well over 25 years ago --lol

live and learn

lol good read and funny

Let me briefly explain that for the first 3 hours of our days, we are mostly re-fueling the buses as they come off of the road. There's a guy at the front of the yard who empties the fare out of the fare boxes first so sometimes when it's slow, we (the fuelers) would go to him and wait for more buses to come in. Anyway, recently the "BB newbie" had put his foot in his mouth and got himself in some major kickass trouble with our service leader. Lately, he's been quietly working alone and even look depressed at times. The leader even fucked him out of any overtime, which he used to make damn near daily.

Two days ago just when he had finished emptying the fare box, I jokingly told the guy (vaulter), "I did chest today at the gym before I came to work. Do you think I should make him any more depressed and tell him that I went up with my inclines and declines?" The guy died laughing, as did the bus driver who was still parked there. I drove off with the bus and allowed the driver to get off at the transportation building, rather than at his assigned parking place in the yard. Before leaving, it was apparent that the driver knew just who we were talking about. He told me, "That guy's an a$$hole. I can't stand it when he acts like he works out and flexes those little arms of his." I couldn't stop laughing. I told him, "It's all good, bro. When I showed him that mine are twice the size of his and that it was what a real man looks like, he pussied up on me."

The driver laughed and said, "Damn, I wish I was there to see that."

To this date, I've already met a few drivers (who BTW don't even work directly with us) who openly said that they can't stand the guy. I think it's totally screwed to have to work somewhere where 80% or more of your coworkers hate you, including management.

**TheChosen1** · #30 (**permalink**) 05-27-2010

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Originally Posted by tilltheend

13 inches? Sounds like the size of a 15 year old girls arms. My arms are only 17 inches so I can't talk, but I don't go around showing my shit off.

Two weeks ago, he proved how inexperienced he is, as well as a poor liar. I'm washing up and getting ready to leave for home (my job is steamer so you can imagine how dirty I get at the end of my shift) when he is claiming to have done squats earlier that day. First, he claims to have stacked 5-45 pound plates on the barbell to squat. Then he says 7. He leaves the locker room and return to say, "No, it was 8. How much is that?" I said, "You're the one who squatted it, you tell me, dumb ass. Besides, who's legs did you use to squat them because you sure as hell didn't use those twigs that you call legs."